Ajeossis/Harabeojis Riot in Tapkol Park

A group of middle-aged and elderly Koreans (Ajeossis and harabeojis) rioted in Tapkol Park Wednesday afternoon. The riot was sparked by a merchant selling fake viagra pills at inflated prices. Mr. Park, a 70 year-old retired bus driver was the first to buy the pills at 10 AM. He quickly tried one and headed to a whorehouse to enjoy his afternoon. However, instead of edifying his manhood, the fake viagra pills only gave him a vicious case of gas.

Mr. Park returned to the vendor a few hours later, demanding his money back. The vendor refused and Mr Park began screaming to the throngs of un-turgid fellows that the pills were fake. The situation quickly devolved into a riot where a throbbing group of angry older dudes erected a stiff barricade, and stood straight up to demand their hard-earned cash.